Bellavance's Nuclear
Hot Salsa

Our hot peppers are grown in the Garden State right next to the Three Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant. This guarantees freshness as they have been irradiated by the experts. Shelf life is about 10,000 years.

Our salsa can be found in some of the finest houses in the suburbs. Just open a refridgerator door and behold the best salsa you have ever tasted.

Try our new made to order green glow salsa. No need for that refrigerator light as our peppers keep on glowing.